Yuletide Transmogrification
Can you name these common Christmas songs that have been transmogrified?
(Answers at the bottom of the page)
Students created Winter banners to take home for the holidays.
___________________ the crimson-snooted line-guided caribou, owned a muchly radiant-sheened snoot.
And if thou sustainedly witnessed it,
thou would sustainedly utter it incadescesces!
My elderly maternal relative got bludgeoned by an antlered arctic mammal,
ambulating from our territory the day before Jesus' birth.
You may articulate your doubt of the existence of Saint Nicholas,
however, as for myself and my elderly paternal relative,
we deem the story credible!
On the third of the ordinally numbered days in Yuletide,
my honorable devote alloted to me,
a trio of nesting farm birds of Gaul,
a duo of wild pigeon fowl,
and a medium size gallinaceous game bird in an arbor bearing oblong pomme fruit of greenish yellow hue.
Frigid, the ice crystal male,
was a gay, joyous spirit,
with an ear of yellow vegetable tobacco holder,
and a small knob-like fastener schnoozle,
and double orbs created out of glowing carbon.
ANSWERS:
(Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, The Twelve Days of Christmas, and Frosty the Snowman)
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